Author Archives: sarcasticwhimsy

Classic literature is not to be trusted with your children.

The other day (and in the words of the amazing Ed Byrne “when I say the other day that really means between now and…. ever”) I was having a conversation with my 20 year old son who is currently reading … Continue reading

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Sloth for Husband Exchange Program. This should be a thing.

My devastatingly loud poor, lovely husband has had bronchitis in the last week and although I feel bad for him, the snoring has reached epic proportions; rivaled only by that of wild bears in the dead of winter and a … Continue reading

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Its a trap!

Admin’s Log: July 15 It has been 5 weeks since Telstra pulled the copper lines out of the street where I work leaving us with no phone or internet service until we could hook up to the NBN. As it … Continue reading

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Go home Outlook. You are drunk!

What the hell Outlook???  Why does Outlook think this is an appropriate trend to start???  While I’m appreciative that they are offering easy payment options, I think that the amount of lube and liquor that it would take for me … Continue reading

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Hitler was right. ……..Don’t be a superficial asshole. (Please keep reading.)

So I have recently looking for work and getting more than a little frustrated that people don’t seem to be looking past my job title to see that I have solid admin skills that would transfer over to a PA … Continue reading

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Puppies are better than brothers. Here is flawless logic to prove it.

We’ve had a house full of teenagers this weekend and the conversation turned to siblings and one 13 year old looked less than impressed at the idea of having a much younger sibling.  The conversation that follows had me rolling … Continue reading

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There is a shrine to me. I might be a deity of some kind. Also, it is Ryan Reynold’s fault that I can’t be trusted with your souls.

Oh my god, you guys!! My daughter came home from school with the BEST story to tell me today. “So my friends Dad is a teacher at our school and he was wandering around the staff rooms and he found … Continue reading

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