Sloth for Husband Exchange Program. This should be a thing.

My devastatingly loud poor, lovely husband has had bronchitis in the last week and although I feel bad for him, the snoring has reached epic proportions; rivaled only by that of wild bears in the dead of winter and a chain saw hooked up to the speaker used by Marty McFly in Back to the Future. I love him dearly but I’m starting to wonder if baby sloths snore. And if they don’t, is there a “Sloth for Husband Exchange Program”? Is this a thing? It should be a thing. I’m going to look into this, maybe set up a charity or commune to make it happen if I can’t find one.

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One Response to Sloth for Husband Exchange Program. This should be a thing.

  1. As a husband who has been threatened with Sloth exchange I can confirm it is a thing. Although to be honest, I thought my wife was making a ‘Goonies’ reference and it now makes more sense.

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